[business,personal,fcuk] Another euphemism for brainfucker?

PMs are not quite like lawyers, but the negotiations between them (us) often start reminding me of a titanic mental struggle between some kind of anal-retentive sumo wrestlers.

I'm considering promoting myself on LinkedIn from a Senior Whiteboard Operator to Project Risk Manager in Residence (<lj non-user="den" /> seems to have already reached that point).