Male C. Pig a.k.a. Svinopolist (piggymouse) wrote,
Male C. Pig a.k.a. Svinopolist

Хохма, пришедшая из аськи

– Владимир Владимирович™, что случилось с заложниками?

– Они кончились.

Подлинный диалог на пресс-конференции:

– Владимир Владимирович™, что случилось с подлодкой "Курск"?

– Она утонула.

Update (thanks)

– Владимир Владимирович™, что случилось с террористами?

– Они уснули.


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