Male C. Pig a.k.a. Svinopolist (piggymouse) wrote,
Male C. Pig a.k.a. Svinopolist

Form PF QotD: финансисты шутят

Читаю подготовленный одним вендором whitepaper про Form PF, разъясняющий пацанам из хедж-фондов, что на них надвигается. Ребята начинают с серьёзным лицом, но потом начинают немножко шутить.

Section 2b continues with a rigorous risk metrics subsection. This subsection opens with the question “During the reporting period, did you regularly calculate the VaR of the reporting fund?” to which many may ask, “Do I really want to tell the SEC and FSOC that I did not?”

Наркотики я сегодня дома забыл, ага.

Tags: aktuell, business, finance, legal
  • Post a new comment


    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded