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Subject:[lj,fun] Диалог
Time:11:26 am
Нецензурно. Придётся по душе как сраным визуалам™, так и всем остальным.
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Subject:[software,fun] Themes for QA T-shirts
Time:12:10 pm

Предлагаемые надписи на футболках тестеров. Отсюда, и не забудьте заглянуть в комментарии. Highlights are listed below:

  • My job is making things fail in new and interesting ways.
  • It's 11pm. Are all your exceptions handled?
  • Making theoretical attacks practical since 1998.
  • Miracles may happen, but software never fixes itself.
  • Works as Designed? Then the design sucks, too.
  • Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
  • I told you so.
  • Old testers don't die, they just go to Hell and break their stuff, too.
  • Defensive coding does not mean hiding things from QA.
  • How many Testers does it take to fix a lightbulb? One, but it's not his job!
  • I complain for a living.
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Subject:[fun] Spam of the day
Time:12:47 pm

I just received a spam message that begins like this:

Your Liver Will Not Warn You It's Sick Until It's Too Late!

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