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Subject:[zoology] Katzenamöbenschweinehund
Time:10:53 am

Разыскивая хундешвайна, упомянутого reznikом в контексте обсуждения россиянина минипига Фёдора, нашёл гуглём несколько экземпляров следующей логической задачки. Будет интересно авторам юзерпиков.

In einem biotechnologischen Labor befinden sich Kreuzungen diverser Kreaturen: ein Katzenhund, ein Hundeschwein, eine Hundeschweinekatze, eine Alligatorenkatze, eine Schlangenkatze und ein Katzenamöbenschweinehund. Dabei bezeichnet "Katzenhund" eine Kreatur, die einen Hundekopf und einen Katzenrumpf hat. "Hundeschwein" bezeichnet eine Kreatur, die einen Hundekopf und einen Schweinerumpf hat. Eine "Hundeschweinekatze" hat einen Schweinerumpf, einen Hundekopf und einen Katzenschwanz. Eine "Alligatorenkatze" hat einen Katzenkopf und einen Alligatorenrumpf, eine "Schlangenkatze" hat einen Schlangekopf und einen Katzenrumpf. Welches Bild (Kopf, Rumpf und Schwanz) bietet nun der Anblick des Katzenamöbenschweinehundes?

MfG, schweinemaus


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Subject:[<undef>] Ещё о глубоком
Time:12:40 pm
Current Mood:thoughtfulthoughtful

Фильм под названием "Глубокая задницаCollapse )" теоретически может оказаться и хабаровской порнухой в духе "Безумной оргии доктора Ануса", но скорее всего это просто производственная драма.

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Subject:[quote] QotD
Time:03:26 pm

From "In God's Garage (a dialogue with the Creator)":

God wiped some grease off of his forehead and sighed. "No-one ever understands. The time for choice passed long ago. Don't you see that the world's just too big to be fixed? It can never be fixed because it can never be broken. It's just the way it is."

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Subject:[programming,fuck] Actual Obscenities Used in Windows Source Code
Time:05:09 pm

Actual Obscenities Used in Windows Source Code. Thanks, cd_r!

Наиболее очаровательны фрагменты private/inet/ohnt/ie/core/w32net.c в строках 977-980 и 1069-1072.

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Update: See also related K5 story!

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Subject:[quote,programming,aktuell] K5 on leaked Windows sources
Time:05:19 pm

From "We Are Morons: a quick look at the Win2k source":

Despite the above, the quality of the code is generally excellent. Modules are small, and procedures generally fit on a single screen. The commenting is very detailed about intentions, but doesn't fall into "add one to i" redundancy.

There is some variety in the commenting style. Sometimes blocks use // at every line, sometimes the /* */ style. In some modules functions have a history, some do not. Some functions describe their variables in a comment block, some don't. Microsoft appears not to have fallen into the trap of enforcing over-rigid standards or universal use of over-complicated automatic tools. They seem to trust their developers to comment well, and they do.

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