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Subject:SotD: Incredible Indoor Banana Tree
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Subject:Эпизоотия дня: большие уши
Time:11:51 pm

Чем я хуже Вовы П.?! Ещё раз с восьмым марта, дорогие девочки!

 
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По совету Live1000 я ищу грациозную честолюбивую женщину с большими ушами и без темного прошлого. Она мерчендайзер и очень хороший человек. Она не любит гостей и ходить по магазинам. Нередко тусит на даче.


 
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Я тоже хочу такое объявление!

Bolshie ushi certainly do ring a bell, tyomnoe proshloe sounds too sinister for my taste and is harder and harder to come by anyway even if you like it, but it is the merchandising bit that really gives me pause whenever I'm trying to mentally survey my friends and acquaintances. Luckily, there are plenty of ambitious women around me and most of them can totally blow you away with their elegance and style, so, provided the above criteria are all met, I'm well in a position to fall in love — even should their proshloe be actually rather dull.

  
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