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Subject:QotD: Horsley on talking to doctors
Time:10:42 am

Мемуары покойного Хорзли давно дочитаны. An immense validating experience. Но вот одним кусочком забыл поделиться. Исправляюсь. Чисто ради финального гэга.

I finally went to see my doctor.

‘I've stopped taking all chemicals, owing to side effects of euphoria,’ I told her.

‘Get to the point.’

‘Er... can I have some sleeping pills?’

‘No.’

‘Then will you give me a lobotomy on the NHS instead?’

‘No.’

‘I'm miserable.’

‘Have you tried NA?’

‘I don't want cough syrup for the soul. I want drugs to make me feel better.’

‘Look, I'm busy. Have you got any real problems?’

‘Yes. I've got Tourette's Syndrome, you fat ugly cunt.

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