Male C. Pig a.k.a. Svinopolist (piggymouse) wrote,
Male C. Pig a.k.a. Svinopolist

[software,fun] Themes for QA T-shirts

Предлагаемые надписи на футболках тестеров. Отсюда, и не забудьте заглянуть в комментарии. Highlights are listed below:

  • My job is making things fail in new and interesting ways.
  • It's 11pm. Are all your exceptions handled?
  • Making theoretical attacks practical since 1998.
  • Miracles may happen, but software never fixes itself.
  • Works as Designed? Then the design sucks, too.
  • Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
  • I told you so.
  • Old testers don't die, they just go to Hell and break their stuff, too.
  • Defensive coding does not mean hiding things from QA.
  • How many Testers does it take to fix a lightbulb? One, but it's not his job!
  • I complain for a living.

  • Here take my picture

    Elegy V: His Picture by Dr John Donne Here take my picture; though I bid farewell Thine, in my heart, where my soul dwells, shall dwell. ’Tis…

  • Pea Brush

    Pea Brush by Robert Frost I walked down alone Sunday after church To the place where John has been cutting trees To see for myself about the…

  • Two poems by e.e.cummings

    Summer Silence Eruptive lightnings flutter to and fro Above the heights of immemorial hills; Thirst-stricken air, dumb-throated, in its woe Limply…

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