Once upon a time there lived a Senior Citizen and a Senior Citizen. The two Senior Citizens had a codependent African-American Chicken. Once African-American Chicken layed an Egg, a Golden one. A Rodent drove by, and there was an accident, and the uninsured Egg was totaled. The Senior Citizen is having an attitude problem, the other Senior Citizen is having an attitude problem, but the African-American Chicken reassures them: "Change your attitude, Senior Citizen! Change your attitude, the other Senior Citizen! I pledge to lay another egg, an Organic one!"