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Disclaimer: Murder is against the law. Do not commit murder. Do not construe this article as encouraging you to commit murder. This is for educational purposes only.
И в тексте статьи сплошные радости.
Put the body across your shoulders in a fireman's carry and walk back to the grave. Don't kill fat people, they're hard to carry.